Actually though the past two weeks have been almost comically shitty.
Peanut butter cookies with sriracha on them.
That’s all I’ll say.
so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said
i got carl to give me the d
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
So mom and I just got lunch and while we were driving through cap hill she said in the most scathing tone you can imagine “there are hipsters EVERYWHERE.”
Did I ever tell you guys about when I met Trevor’s dad and he did the whole jokey “well now you know what Trevor is going to look like when he’s older, if you want to get out now” bit, and I was like “well, Trevor’s already met my mom so likewise” and Trevor just turned to me and was like “I WOULD BE TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT OUTCOME”
tl;dr Linda’s a babe