I just want to make everyone as miserable about the Hero of Time as I am
that is my goal in this life
I’VE KNOWN THAT SORROW. I
KNOW IT, LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MORTALITY.
Posters in Washington State Capitol claim gun laws are just like anti-gay discrimination. Just no.
Lolz we’re doing an article on this this week.
I can think of no topic I would hate to write an essay on right now more than American literary realism. Alas, here I am.
This picture though.
I am the biggest stereotype because the song “First Day Of My Life” makes me absurdly sappy
So much of my life stress was alleviated this afternoon. Jesus christ. I feel a blajigglion times better.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Gonna do this kind of mismatched chairs situation in our apartment next year, and spray paint them all the same color (probably white). Let the Goodwill search begin.
Bouquet? More like bro-quet.
For some reason I’ve noticed that even the straightest of straight dudes are down with lilies. Maybe it’s because they’re kind of phallic before they open.
Putting them in a bottle of Jack doesn’t hurt either.
Getting flowers for my boyfriend because fuck the rules
Not knowing whether what you just did was bitchy or justified: the Caroline Ferguson story
And in that moment I swear I was Leslie Knope
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Today in cleaning-out-the-fridge cuisine
Broccoli cheddar noodle Something-Or-Other topped with crumbled Thing
